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    Four men have been arrested after one of the accused’s phones was discovered to contain a video of them gang-raping a Bengal monitor lizard at the Sahydari Tiger Reserve in Maharashthra, India.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/four-men-...012732129.html


    This is not good. I knew sex crimes were a problem in India, but when even lizards aren't safe?...

  • #2
    I was hoping Shell would come in on this thread and comment. I'm assuming that "Men raping lizards" is a sign of the apocalypse.

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    • #3
      India's gonna have a sleestack problem soon, if they don't crack down on this.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by BowlenBall View Post
        India's gonna have a sleestack problem soon, if they don't crack down on this.

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        I was thinking the reptilians in the British royal family aren't going to be pleased.

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        • #5
          Maharashra: Where the men are men and the lizards are scared.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN View Post
              Maharashra: Where the men are men and the lizards are scared.
              And where they don’t teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day because it confuses the lizards! 🙀

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Roh View Post
                I was hoping Shell would come in on this thread and comment. I'm assuming that "Men raping lizards" is a sign of the apocalypse.
                "And man shall lie down with the lizard and seeing it unfit in his eyes, the lord smote all the non-believers."

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                • #9
                  #metoo

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                  • #10
                    They didn't by chance post the phone number for that lizard did they.........

                    .....asking for a friend?

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                    • #11
                      I’m sure their dicks are in good shape and there won’t be any issues

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Aztec Bronco View Post
                        I’m sure their dicks are in good shape and there won’t be any issues
                        Is lizard dick an STD?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ElwayMD View Post

                          Is lizard dick an STD?
                          Its the next step in human evolution. When you get the lorrena bobbit treatment now, its okay, because it will just grow right back.

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                          • #14
                            What could possibly make a man see a monitor lizard and think "Dat ass".... good Lord!!!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Blueflame View Post
                              What could possibly make a man see a monitor lizard and think "Dat ass".... good Lord!!!
                              Altered mental state, probably booze.

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                              • #16
                                Originally posted by W*GS View Post

                                Altered mental state, probably booze.
                                You're probably right -- but of all the things on God's green earth, I'd think a monitor lizard might rank somewhere among the least likely critters to evoke feelings of sexual desire.

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                                • #17
                                  Moonshine of all kinds is a big problem in India. In Gujerat, the penalty for making illegal booze is death.

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                                  • #18
                                    Originally posted by Blueflame View Post

                                    You're probably right -- but of all the things on God's green earth, I'd think a monitor lizard might rank somewhere among the least likely critters to evoke feelings of sexual desire.
                                    Maybe there was foreplay?

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                                    • #19
                                      Originally posted by Roh View Post

                                      Maybe there was foreplay?
                                      From what I understand, one does not want to be bitten by a monitor lizard. There was this show on Discovery channel where one bit a wild buffalo and while the buffalo didn't die immediately, the poisons from the bite took it down as infection killed the buffalo. All the lizard had to do was follow it, which became progressively easier as the infection swept through the buffalo's body. 'Course this was one of the huge monitor lizards and the article sounds like the one in India was smaller.

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                                      • #20
                                        Originally posted by Blueflame View Post

                                        From what I understand, one does not want to be bitten by a monitor lizard. There was this show on Discovery channel where one bit a wild buffalo and while the buffalo didn't die immediately, the poisons from the bite took it down as infection killed the buffalo. All the lizard had to do was follow it, which became progressively easier as the infection swept through the buffalo's body. 'Course this was one of the huge monitor lizards and the article sounds like the one in India was smaller.
                                        Yeah. I saw that show. There is simply not enough alcohol in the world. That's all I'm sayin'.

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                                        • #21
                                          Originally posted by Roh View Post

                                          Yeah. I saw that show. There is simply not enough alcohol in the world. That's all I'm sayin'.
                                          No doubt!!! Would have served those guys right to be bitten... lol

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                                          • #22
                                            Originally posted by Blueflame View Post
                                            What could possibly make a man see a monitor lizard and think "Dat ass".... good Lord!!!
                                            Not just a man but 4 men

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                                            • #23
                                              I mean what are the odds and how did they find each other? What other strange things do they have in common?

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                                              • #24
                                                Originally posted by Ark View Post
                                                I mean what are the odds and how did they find each other? What other strange things do they have in common?
                                                Good questions ...

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                                                • #25
                                                  Originally posted by Blueflame View Post

                                                  From what I understand, one does not want to be bitten by a monitor lizard. There was this show on Discovery channel where one bit a wild buffalo and while the buffalo didn't die immediately, the poisons from the bite took it down as infection killed the buffalo. All the lizard had to do was follow it, which became progressively easier as the infection swept through the buffalo's body. 'Course this was one of the huge monitor lizards and the article sounds like the one in India was smaller.
                                                  I still remember when this guy decided to do a little convenience shopping…

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