I had to drive to California to do some crap today. What a shit state!
im driving to LA and things are going okay I guess. With each passing mile I felt my taxes get higher and higher. Got some weird looks from people passing by. Not sure if it was caused by my Trump flags waving in the wind or the fact I was throwing my litter out the window.
either way, I’m 2 hours from my destination and boom out of no where bumper to bumper traffic! Like What the hell. How many damn people live here? I thought everyone left to glorious Florida. I was pissed. My road rage went through the roof. The traffic jam delayed me considerably. Then I saw multiple pot holes. I saw a tent city. I even saw LABFs bunker.
Long story short I eventually made it. Did what I had to do. And now I’m back in my home state of nevada. Where pimps like me reside. An awesome state led by a pussy blue governor but still awesome state. Unfortunately I’ll be going back to California in a couple weeks. To see a lakers game. Anyone want to go for me?
im driving to LA and things are going okay I guess. With each passing mile I felt my taxes get higher and higher. Got some weird looks from people passing by. Not sure if it was caused by my Trump flags waving in the wind or the fact I was throwing my litter out the window.
either way, I’m 2 hours from my destination and boom out of no where bumper to bumper traffic! Like What the hell. How many damn people live here? I thought everyone left to glorious Florida. I was pissed. My road rage went through the roof. The traffic jam delayed me considerably. Then I saw multiple pot holes. I saw a tent city. I even saw LABFs bunker.
Long story short I eventually made it. Did what I had to do. And now I’m back in my home state of nevada. Where pimps like me reside. An awesome state led by a pussy blue governor but still awesome state. Unfortunately I’ll be going back to California in a couple weeks. To see a lakers game. Anyone want to go for me?
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