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    Putin Says He Deserves Ukraine as Consolation for Losing White House


    MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Offering the diplomatic community a new rationale for his recent actions, Vladimir Putin said that he deserves Ukraine as consolation for losing the White House in 2020.

    “Losing control of the most powerful nation on earth was a bitter pill for me to swallow, to say the least,” the Russian President said. “Giving me Ukraine would make things somewhat better.”

  • #2
    Originally posted by Blueflame
    Just in case anyone here doesn't already know this -- The Borowitz Report is satire......
    C'mon, don't give it away.

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    • Blueflame
      Blueflame commented
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      Oops -- will delete!

  • #3
    Oh don't you worry. He and XI own the current white house lock stock and barrel.

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    • #4
      Uh oh, another satire article that uplink is going to think is real. 😂

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      • #5
        Originally posted by Atwater27 View Post
        Oh don't you worry. He and XI own the current white house lock stock and barrel.
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        • #6
          Originally posted by Atwater27 View Post
          Oh don't you worry. He and XI own the current white house lock stock and barrel.
          What color is the sky in your world?

          Trump couldn’t kiss Putin’s ass enough, and the entire Trump crime family gets its merch made in China.

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          • #7
            Really?

            The Trump cheer squad wants to talk China? 😂


            Forbes Estimates China Paid Trump At Least $5.4 Million Since He Took Office, Via Mysterious Trump Tower Lease

            https://www.forbes.com/sites/danalex...h=75a9c3eaed11


            Trump Records Shed New Light on Chinese Business Pursuits

            As he raises questions about his opponent’s standing with China, President Trump’s taxes reveal details about his own activities there, including a previously unknown bank account.

            https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/20/u...xes-china.html

            Trump’s Conflicts of Interest in China

            https://www.americanprogress.org/iss...nterest-china/

            Donald Trump’s Debt to China

            https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-c...-debt-to-china

            Feds open foreign-money investigation into Trump donor Cindy Yang

            https://www.miamiherald.com/news/pol...230217729.html

            How a Chinese Communist Party promoter tied to Cindy Yang joined the Trump campaign

            https://www.miamiherald.com/news/pol...229151249.html



            Did the Trump Administration Send 18 Tons of PPE to China in Early 2020?

            Critics have questioned the wisdom of exporting to China medical supplies that would soon be vitally needed in the U.S.

            True

            https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/us-tons-ppe-china/

            15 times Trump praised China as coronavirus was spreading across the globe

            https://www.politico.com/news/2020/0...navirus-188736

            Trump Praises Xi as China’s ‘President for Life,’ Says U.S. May Give It ‘A Shot Someday’

            https://fortune.com/2018/03/04/trump...dent-for-life/

            China’s factories pull in the profits by making Trump merchandise

            https://www.ft.com/content/9eb753d8-...5-0e11fb1607df

            Trump-owned properties in the US have imported more than 8 tons of Chinese goods since September

            https://www.businessinsider.com/trum...e-goods-2020-7

            Ivanka’s Trademark Requests Were Fast-Tracked In China After Trump Was Elected

            https://www.forbes.com/sites/tommybe...h=38b6b41b1d60

            China grants 18 trademarks in 2 months to Trump, daughter

            https://apnews.com/article/0a3283036...a4aa3c6dd01727


            Report: Trump Paid Nearly $200,000 In Taxes To China

            https://www.forbes.com/sites/roberth...h=52fbdbfa2d92


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            • #8
              The Russians already gave the Biden family millions in cash (for nothing wink wink) when Biden was VP. Putin got the pipeline opened up right away when Biden took office and now he is ready to take more territory. Putin has his man in the WH .

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              • #9
                Originally posted by W*GS View Post

                C'mon, don't give it away.
                The left is so bat crazy nowadays everything they do looks like satire.

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                • #10
                  I'm told that it's not that big a deal as long as the invasion is restrained.

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                  • #11
                    Originally posted by uplink View Post
                    The Russians already gave the Biden family millions in cash (for nothing wink wink) when Biden was VP. Putin got the pipeline opened up right away when Biden took office and now he is ready to take more territory. Putin has his man in the WH .
                    Your takes are at wide variance with reality.

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                    • #12
                      Originally posted by uplink View Post

                      The left is so bat crazy nowadays everything they do looks like satire.
                      Trumpists can't tell the difference between batshit crazy and everything else.

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                      • #13
                        Originally posted by W*GS View Post

                        Your takes are at wide variance with reality.
                        He just makes s*** up as he goes along.

                        Sorta like the folks at Trump State TV.

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                        • #14
                          Originally posted by L.A. BRONCOS FAN View Post

                          He just makes s*** up as he goes along.

                          Sorta like the folks at Trump State TV.
                          He squats over his keyboard to post.

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                          • #15
                            Originally posted by W*GS View Post

                            Trumpists can't tell the difference between batshit crazy and everything else.
                            It probably still hasn’t dawned on them that the OP is satire. 🤣

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