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  • NFL Steroid Abuse, 2023 Edition

    Let's stop kidding ourselves -- these guys are as jacked-up on anabolic steroids as Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 1980s.

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    Do they even test anymore? I ****ing doubt it.

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    The more things change, the more they stay the same....

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          I’m not so sure. These guys have it like no previous generation. Trainers, dieticians, personal chefs. They can build and sculpt in ways previous athletes couldn’t.

          Also, have you watched the workouts that guys like Bosa and Donald do? They are insane. Steroid guys usually can workout “less” and gain more - these guys push the limits of what an athlete can possibly do.

          I don’t buy the steroid argument with those two at least. I’ve seen interviews about their diets and workouts. They know their bodies are their livelihood and they fine tune them (with millions of dollars to burn).

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          • #6
            A thing about the Bosa boys, we were on a family trip to the Bahamas, Exuma to be exact. Cheryl, the mom, is a part owner of a restaurant there that we ate dinner at one night. We ventured to the bar, where she just so happened to be 3 sheets to the wind. But this woman, is massive. She's every bit of six foot 2. So I'd imagine they get a lot of genetics from both sides of the family. Add in a crazy workout routine, this is all them, minus some serious protein, creatine, and whatever legal supps they can take. But I would say no to the steroids. And if you're ever in the Bahamas and you venture to the Peace and Plenty, you may get luck enough to meet Cheryl. And just make sure you get the bar to play some 90's rap. She loves dancing and rapping to it.

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            • #7
              I think everyone in the nfl is on them.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by cmhargrove
                Also, have you watched the workouts that guys like Bosa and Donald do? They are insane. Steroid guys usually can workout “less” and gain more - these guys push the limits of what an athlete can possibly do.
                That's not true. That's not what steroids do. The help you heal faster so you can workout more.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Garcia Bronco

                  That's not true. That's not what steroids do. The help you heal faster so you can workout more.
                  You may be correct, I'm no expert and I've never tried them. However, the people I know that DID use them kept their same workout schedule and increased mass during use. I'm sure they were able to increase the weight used on their exercises, but they didn't hit the gym any more than they did before (to experience some significant gains). That's just anecdotal, once again - I'm obviously not an expert on steroids.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by cmhargrove

                    You may be correct, I'm no expert and I've never tried them. However, the people I know that DID use them kept their same workout schedule and increased mass during use. I'm sure they were able to increase the weight used on their exercises, but they didn't hit the gym any more than they did before (to experience some significant gains). That's just anecdotal, once again - I'm obviously not an expert on steroids.
                    If you want to keep people off drugs address them just like steroids . They make your ball shrivel up like prunes. That statement there made me stay far far away.

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                    • #11
                      Every high end athlete has used some form of performance enhancing substance. It may not have been illegal then but you're going to push the limit of what you reasonably get away with.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by IndelibleScribe
                        Every high end athlete has used some form of performance enhancing substance. It may not have been illegal then but you're going to push the limit of what you reasonably get away with.
                        Purple Haze.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by quoydogs

                          If you want to keep people off drugs address them just like steroids . They make your ball shrivel up like prunes. That statement there made me stay far far away.
                          Some people don't care.

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                          • #14
                            Convinced our injury issues over the last few years is a result of a poor steroid regimen. Hopefully Payton's got connections.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by bowtown
                              Convinced our injury issues over the last few years is a result of a poor steroid regimen. Hopefully Payton's got connections.
                              What kind of steroids are you looking for buddy?

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                              • #16
                                Originally posted by Vera Hara

                                What kind of steroids are you looking for buddy?
                                Whatever they are using in KC.

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                                • #17
                                  Originally posted by bowtown
                                  Whatever they are using in KC.
                                  The Royals are 18-43. Not sure that helps us man. Do you smoke weed?

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                                  • #18
                                    It'll come out at some point that Brady was on some kind of HGH.

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                                    • bowtown
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                                      It will never come out.

                                    • GoneFishin'
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                                      It will.

                                    • cmhargrove
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                                      HGH = Happy Giselle Humping

                                  • #19
                                    Originally posted by Vera Hara

                                    The Royals are 18-43. Not sure that helps us man. Do you smoke weed?
                                    Yes, but it's more for Randy Gregory than me, and he already has lots of that. I need something that is going to fix his knee in between tv timeouts.

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                                    • #20
                                      Originally posted by bowtown
                                      Yes, but it's more for Randy Gregory than me, and he already has lots of that. I need something that is going to fix his knee in between tv timeouts.
                                      I'll make some calls and see what I can do to get you on the sidelines for Broncos games this year.

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                                      • bowtown
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                                        Thank you. Need access to a private training room as well.

                                    • #21
                                      Originally posted by 69bronco
                                      I think everyone in the nfl is on them.
                                      Ding ding ding. And it's not just your early 90s Dianabol and Winstrol stack either or some Instagram influencer taking some Tren. It also doesn't hurt that many NFL players have 99th percentile elite level genetics which when combined with modern PEDs make them absolute freaks.

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                                      • #22
                                        Of course.

                                        Also, Vyvanse + microdosing shrooms for out of this world levels of focus. Allegedly.

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                                        • #23
                                          Linemen need to be forced to size down, imo. No enhancers, no morbid obesity.

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                                          • #24
                                            I don't buy the "only helps them heal faster" take although I'm no expert & don't know too much about PED's. Barry Bonds head about exploded like a garbage pale kid over a 1 year span. Was he doing head squats?

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