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  • Zero's 2023 Complete Season Predictions

    Move to the toilet or whatever.....

    Like I did last year, I went through the entire schedule, predicted each game and came up with win totals, playoff seeds and playoff game predictions....spoiler alert! KC wins another super bowl. Anyhow, here is what I came up with. Some things that will surprise -

    Bengals do not make the playoffs. Saints and Steelers each win 12 games. Commanders make it as 7th seed. Chargers lose out on 7th seed to tie breakers to Jets.

    Broncos at 9-8...right on cusp of wild card....need 10-7 with right tiebreakers....and as this exercise went, I have Denver losing at home to the Jets....Broncos would be in, if you flip that game....or flip any other loss and see what tie breakers do. If nothing else....the Broncos SHOULD be fighting for a post season berth to the end..and maybe they get it. It's close (IMO)

    Here is what I came up with.

    NFC EAST
    z-Eagles 12-5
    *-Cowboys 12-5
    *-Commanders 9-8
    Giants 6-11

    NFC NORTH
    +-Lions 10-7
    Vikings 9-8
    Bears 6-11
    Packers 4-13

    NFC SOUTH
    +-Saints 12-5
    Falcons 7-10
    Panthers 6-11
    Buccaneers 3-14

    NFC WEST
    +-49ers 12-5
    *-Seahawks 11-6
    Rams 5-12
    Cardinals 0-17

    1. Eagles

    7. Commanders @ 2. 49ers
    6. Seahawks @ 3. Saints
    5. Cowboys @ 4. Detroit

    6. Seahawks @ 1. Eagles
    4. Lions @ 2. 49ers

    2. 49ers @ 1. Eagles

    NFC CHAMPION
    49ers.

    AFC EAST
    1. +-Bills 12-5
    2. *-Dolphins 11-6
    3. *-Jets 10-7
    4. Patriots 7-10

    AFC NORTH
    1. +-Ravens 12-5
    2. *-Steelers 12-5
    3. Bengals 9-8
    4. Browns 7-10

    AFC SOUTH
    1. +-Jaguars 13-4
    2. Texans 5-12
    3. Titans 5-12
    4. Colts 4-13

    AFC WEST
    1. z-Chiefs 15-2
    2. Chargers 10-7
    3. Broncos 9-8
    4. Raiders 5-12

    1. Chiefs

    7. Jets @ 2. Jaguars
    6. Dolphins @ 3. Ravens
    5. Steelers @ 4. Bills

    6. Dolphins @ 1. Chiefs
    4. BIlls @ 2. Jaguars

    4. Bills @ 1. Chiefs

    AFC CHAMPION
    Chiefs

    Super Bowl
    49ers VS Chiefs

    Superbowl Champion
    Chiefs


  • #2
    I think bengals are going to get the top seed

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    • #3
      Originally posted by 69bronco View Post
      I think bengals are going to get the top seed
      bet?

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      • cutthemdown
        cutthemdown commented
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        I'll take the under on 15 Kansas City wins. How much are we wagering?

      • Zerovoltz
        Zerovoltz commented
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        What would you care to wager? 100?

    • #4
      It is May.

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      • #5
        Originally posted by Vera Hara View Post
        It is May.
        and I'm at work for another 8 and 1/2 hours with nothing else to do.

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        • #6
          Originally posted by Vera Hara View Post
          It is May.
          Also....that just makes these all the more impressive when they turn out.

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          • #7
            Originally posted by Zerovoltz View Post

            and I'm at work for another 8 and 1/2 hours with nothing else to do.
            If you aren't going to put in All-Pro effort at work at least do a better job with the content you are providing this forum.

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            • #8
              Originally posted by Vera Hara View Post

              If you aren't going to put in All-Pro effort at work at least do a better job with the content you are providing this forum.
              I mean....what else do you want? I come in here, and provide you all, free of charge, hard hitting, accurate analysis of your team, and often predict with stunning accuracy, future events surrounding your team. But that's not all, you also get unsolicited insight into the nail salon industry, my rosy outlook on our great country, astute political observations and the occasional anecdote about my awesome wife. I don't think I can bring it any harder!

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              • #9
                Zero...IQ? I think so...

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                • #10
                  Originally posted by Zerovoltz View Post
                  I mean....what else do you want? I come in here, and provide you all, free of charge, hard hitting, accurate analysis of your team, and often predict with stunning accuracy, future events surrounding your team. But that's not all, you also get unsolicited insight into the nail salon industry, my rosy outlook on our great country, astute political observations and the occasional anecdote about my awesome wife. I don't think I can bring it any harder!
                  Toilet analysis.

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                  • #11
                    Originally posted by Vera Hara View Post

                    Toilet analysis.
                    ...befitting a team in the toilet as the Broncos have been wouldn't you say?

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                    • #12
                      Originally posted by Zerovoltz View Post

                      bet?
                      Sorry no, I stopped betting on rigged events a few years ago

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                      • #13
                        I can also predict chief winning as you have Roger Goodell as commissioner. Biggest cheater..

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                          • #15
                            KC 13-4
                            LAC 11-6
                            Denver 8-9
                            LV 7-10

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                            • #16
                              The Chargers are gonna make the Chiefs work for their division the same way the Ravens are gonna make the Bengals work for their division the same way the Jets are gonna make the Bills work for their division.

                              chiefs do get the Bills and Bengals at home this year so that helps

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                              • #17
                                Bold-ish prediction: Jets take the AFC East.

                                NYJ already gave Allen fits with garbage QBs. Rodgers + more weapons is going to be bad news for them.

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                                • #18
                                  I know we all want Denver to win again but, unless its a playoff spot I'll take less wins in 23. 9-8 puts Denver in nowhere land. Needing a QBOTF both T spots and Edge or two. No 2nd we need ammo to add depth to those spots.

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                                  • #19
                                    Originally posted by Zerovoltz View Post

                                    I mean....what else do you want? I come in here, and provide you all, free of charge, hard hitting, accurate analysis of your team, and often predict with stunning accuracy, future events surrounding your team. But that's not all, you also get unsolicited insight into the nail salon industry, my rosy outlook on our great country, astute political observations and the occasional anecdote about my awesome wife. I don't think I can bring it any harder!
                                    More Cindy pics or GTFO πŸ‘πŸ»

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                                    • #20
                                      Originally posted by Mile High Salute View Post

                                      More Cindy pics or GTFO πŸ‘πŸ»
                                      Here are a few.

                                      1st one is me and Cindy from 2004.
                                      2nd one is 2015 North Dakota State fair
                                      3rd is this year

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                                      • Mile High Salute
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                                        Nice! I like you much better when you’re not all decked out in Chefs gear. πŸ˜€πŸ‘πŸ»
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