Back in the days where I could throw a football over them mountains, my knuckleheaded friends and I would often present scenarios in which you had to choose between two or more bad options (I believe this is called a "Morton's Fork"). These discussions almost always occurred late at night, and were intended to conjure up disgusting images. For the record, none of us turned out to be rocket scientists.
For reasons I can't remember, one of us, at some point, started adding in a last choice: "or have sex with Don Knotts." So, it might be, "You have to choose: cut off your penis with a dull, rusty knife; poke yourself in both eyes with a rusty fork; or have sex with Don Knotts." Yeah, in retrospect, it seems stupid to me, too.
Anyway, this poll is like that. Only, if I remember correctly, Don Knotts died years ago. And based on everything I've heard about him, he was a nice man. I doubt he would have wanted to have sex with any of us.
We'll make the poll anonymous, so no one has to feel ashamed of the choice they make. And we'll end it before kickoff of the week twelve Chargers game.
For reasons I can't remember, one of us, at some point, started adding in a last choice: "or have sex with Don Knotts." So, it might be, "You have to choose: cut off your penis with a dull, rusty knife; poke yourself in both eyes with a rusty fork; or have sex with Don Knotts." Yeah, in retrospect, it seems stupid to me, too.
Anyway, this poll is like that. Only, if I remember correctly, Don Knotts died years ago. And based on everything I've heard about him, he was a nice man. I doubt he would have wanted to have sex with any of us.
We'll make the poll anonymous, so no one has to feel ashamed of the choice they make. And we'll end it before kickoff of the week twelve Chargers game.
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