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  • I’m on a plane right now and I need to take a dump

    My plane and I left LAX like 8 hours ago
    im headed international baby. I’ll be out of country for 3 months visiting family and attending some family events (my moms side of family is from an undisclosed country). Sucks because I’m going to miss the start of football. But at least I won’t be in hot ass Vegas.

    anyway this is a long ass flight! And I need to take a huge dump. I’m contemplating holding it but I still got 5 hours to go. Plus if I hold it, that means I’d have to go blow up the airport bathroom and those places are dirty af. Worse than arco am pm toilets.

    im in a dilemma
    I’m probably going to request an emergency landing from the captain

  • #2
    Turns out the plane is over the Atlantic Ocean and my request was denied

    Thank goodness for wifi on the plane. According to the map, Iceland might be where I’ll have to leave my mark

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    • #3
      What’s the longest flight you have been on?
      are you comfortable with those long flights?

      i know some of you nerds live in other countries so I’m sure you international guys have been long plane rides

      I’ve been farting profusely the last half hour. Thankfully all of my neighbors are asleep

      For now

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      • Drunk Monkey
        Drunk Monkey commented
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        Dallas to Sydney around 16 hours. I don't mind the long flights as long as I am flying solo. With the fam, hell no, not comfortable.

    • #4
      I caved in and dropped a mega bomb in the airplane lavatory. I noticed the planes altitude immediately drop after I unclenched my cheeks

      I just hope there’s no Joe dirts down below

      Multiple Minutes later, I’m still sitting on the toilet typing this and contemplating my life. I take and talk a lot of shit but I love the orange huddle community. I was done wrong in the past by the OM but I forgive you guys now

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      • #5
        Thread of the week! Amazing to have a religious-like experience after releasing a large load like that.

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        • #6
          Originally posted by nyuknyuk View Post
          Thread of the week! Amazing to have a religious-like experience after releasing a large load like that.
          it truly is amazing and makes life worth living

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          • #7
            Originally posted by Agent Zero View Post

            it truly is amazing and makes life worth living
            I've never taken a dump on an airplane. It's on my short list, though. A must to-do before I see the pearly gates.

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