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    Wow! I take a couple of weeks off, spending my time driving out in nature with my dependable, rugged, Isuzu Rodeo with 4 wheel drive, and I come back to find all this chatter about our former QB and his lovely wife plastered all over this board! I'm so glad we traded Russ in on the new model!

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    Now, you might find this hard to believe, but I am a member of a Seahawks board where this topic has been broached many times over the years.

    https://www.seahawks.net/threads/has-anyone-bought-ciara-russ-fragrance.178258/page-2
    https://www.seahawks.net/threads/rw-not-the-same-since-he-got-together-with-ciara.178829/
    https://www.seahawks.net/threads/ciara-does-not-need-attention-shes-not-a-distraction.173984/
    https://www.seahawks.net/threads/is-ciara-our-version-of-yoko-ono.118255/#post-1754908
    https://www.seahawks.net/threads/russell-wilson-claims-to-be-abstaining-with-ciara.111271/

    Don't forget, I that I told you Drew Lock is the Isuzu of quarterbacks! Dependable. Reliable. Cost effective! We traded you our Range Rover. Looks great on the outside, but performance drops off and it just gets more and more expensive to maintain!

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    Oh, ffs.

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    • #3
      Testicle mouth.

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      • #4
        Great thread.

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        • #5
          Fake Russ>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Real Lock

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Blueflame View Post
            Oh, ffs.
            You kidding? This is one of the best parody accounts we’ve seen in a long time.



            OP is a genius.

            The Wilson thing seems like a canard. Either way, Wilson is gone. Yes, he went off script often. Was that because he couldn't produce the script or because the script was not adequate? Does it matter now? He is gone. It's no more a canard than the Pete thing.


            Joe you need to send some of those dudes over here. We can give them some highlights.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by The1percentKid View Post

              You kidding? This is one of the best parody accounts we’ve seen in a long time.



              OP is a genius.

              https://www.seahawks.net/threads/a-t...8/post-2656066

              Joe you need to send some of those dudes over here. We can give them some highlights.
              LOL

              Zero had to post a diatribe on why Lock is not Josh Allen. Like anyone has ever compared Lock 2021 to Allen.

              All the responses are like "thanks Capt Oblivious"
              Last edited by ceh; 07-24-2022, 07:47 PM.

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              • #8
                Our HOF QB wasn't the right fit for Dan Reeves, so we got rid of Reeves.

                Your HOF QB wasn't the right fit for Pete Carroll, so you got rid of the HOF QB. Pete Carroll is 15 games below .500 without Russ. Good luck with Lock!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ceh View Post

                  LOL

                  Zero had to post a diatribe on why Lock is not Josh Allen. Like anyone has ever compared Lock 2021 to Allen.

                  All the responses are like "thanks Capt Oblivious"

                  Zero is on every teams boards I think. Lol.


                  I’m shocked they are still going with Lock. Back up QB will end up playing and that fanbase will be going through the same convos we had to.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The1percentKid View Post


                    Zero is on every teams boards I think. Lol.


                    I’m shocked they are still going with Lock. Back up QB will end up playing and that fanbase will be going through the same convos we had to.
                    If Jimmy G gets cut in San Francisco Im betting hes a Seahawk shortly thereafter.
                    Who the heck is Jimmy G? We’ll he’s good enough to start over Drew lock.

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                    • #11
                      The thought of an Isuzu Rodeo with 4 wheel drive is just extremely funny ….. how many clowns can you fit in that thing?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sam View Post

                        If Jimmy G gets cut in San Francisco Im betting hes a Seahawk shortly thereafter.
                        Who the heck is Jimmy G? We’ll he’s good enough to start over Drew lock.
                        Yep. Teams are waiting for him to be cut….he will have a few choices though, Atl Texans etc. Seattle may be the best spot though. Teams won’t trade and keep that contract going when they can get him for cheaper. SF doing him wrong though waiting so long. They know they can’t get anything and Jimmy will be late to a new offense.

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                        • Old Coyote
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                          We need some football news.
                          Drunken up in here feeling sad for Garappalo and digging up zero quotes. Hahaha...

                          Life is funny.

                        • The1percentKid
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                          Last few days till it feels like football….it’s time buddy.

                        • Old Coyote
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                          Yes Sir. I'm excited. We gonna finally have a real team for the first time since Baja was alive. (May his spirit pee on the raiders.)

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                        • #14
                          Originally posted by ceh View Post

                          LOL

                          Zero had to post a diatribe on why Lock is not Josh Allen. Like anyone has ever compared Lock 2021 to Allen.

                          All the responses are like "thanks Capt Oblivious"
                          Hey, to be fair there were some posters over there thinking Lock was on the same career trajectory as Allen....and that isn't true.

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                          • #15
                            Originally posted by The1percentKid View Post


                            Zero is on every teams boards I think. Lol.


                            I’m shocked they are still going with Lock. Back up QB will end up playing and that fanbase will be going through the same convos we had to.
                            This board, Twobillsdrive.com ,jetsnation.com, chicitysports.com, seahawks.net and thebrownsboard.com are the only ones I'm on.

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                            • #16
                              Originally posted by Zerovoltz View Post

                              This board, Twobillsdrive.com ,jetsnation.com, chicitysports.com, seahawks.net and thebrownsboard.com are the only ones I'm on.
                              Only 😂..

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                              • #17
                                Originally posted by 69bronco View Post

                                Only 😂..
                                Lol, exactly. That’s like telling your wife or girlfriend you’re “only” sleeping with five other chicks. 🤣

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                                • #18
                                  CRINGE!!!

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                                  • Old Coyote
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                                    Super cringe... What a horribly ugly background.
                                    All Seattle sad editing for Seattle sad sacks.
                                    Here guys... blue tones and gray skies and some sad music with layered ugly to make you all feel I belong.

                                    Broncos will make a bad ass video... With like Russ helping kids and smiling and you know all the stuff Seattle people can't watch because they are too busy being sad. Add Drew Lock as QB and that sadness level is going to over flow so hard it will start areal floods.

                                    Hope.. it lies in a new city.

                                • #19
                                  Not today, Joe Isuzu

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                                  • #20
                                    That was hard to watch

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                                      • #22
                                        Originally posted by Zerovoltz View Post

                                        This board, Twobillsdrive.com ,jetsnation.com, chicitysports.com, seahawks.net and thebrownsboard.com are the only ones I'm on.
                                        Why are you not on a Chief board? Did you get tossed off the planet like they love to do?

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                                        • #23
                                          Originally posted by DD55 View Post

                                          Why are you not on a Chief board? Did you get tossed off the planet like they love to do?
                                          I am in Chiefs facebook groups. I am established there...I am pretty sure I still have a zerovoltz account at Chiefs planet, but I never post and haven't visited for a long time.

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                                          • #24
                                            Originally posted by Joe Isuzu View Post
                                            No words…

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                                            • #25
                                              Gary/Zero pops up in the Twitter replies of people like Allbright sometimes. And if you follow any Broncos blogger with 500 or more Twitter followers, good chance you’ll see one of Gary’s familiar posts in the form of a twenty tweet thread in that person’s replies at some point. Pretty funny.

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